AlphaFemaleWolf

Current Residence: Right behind you.
Favorite genre of music: Metal / Alternative
Shell of choice: A swirly one. :3


"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"You know"
"You know who?"
"Yes, AVADA KEDAVRA!"

Saying "let's just be friends" is just like saying "The dog is dead, honey, but you can still keep it." It's pointless. If your going to break my heart just do it and get it over with so we can move on.

Other names for zombies (that I will hopefully use)
Geeks, Walkers, The Dead, Cauldron-Born, Abominations, Rotters, Biters, Lurkers, Corpses, Unmentionables, Skin Puppets, Flesh Dolls, Soulless Husks, The Undead, Horrors, Ghouls, Ghasts, Brain Biters, Infected, Hollows, Rot-Walkers, Wraith, Revenants, Goons, Flesh-Eaters, Night-Walkers, Hungerers, Shuffling Horrors, Restless Dead.

Humorous fantasy story ideas that I will hopefully do in the future:

The story is about a knight. It starts in a respected empire in a magical dimension. The critical element of the story is an intimidation. The effect of technology on magic is a major part of the story.

This is a deconstruction of a classic legend. The story is about a prospector, a clinging archer, a nun, and a realistic beastmaster. It takes place in a magical part of our universe. The story begins with someone doing laundry and ends with an angry outburst.

This is a documentary-style story with a focus on mistrust. The story is about an ambitious watchman who has a mysterious admirer: a circuit priestess. It takes place on our world after a disaster brought about the return of magic. A new kind of magic is evolving in the story.

This is a party comedy with an emphasis on beating fate. The story is about a necromancer who has a mysterious admirer: a fence. It starts in a god's imagination. The story begins with a lie and ends with a massacre. An ancient evil coming back to life is a major part of the story.

This is a tale of personal transformation with a focus on temptation. The story is about a grave robber. It takes place in a subterranean kingdom. The story ends with an argument.

The story is about an unjust treasure-hunter with a peculiar lack of affinity for magical items. It starts in a military outpost on our world in a new magical age. The will of the gods is a major part of the story.

The story is about a scribe. It takes place in a dying dukedom on a dying world artificially created by magic. The story begins with someone reading a book and ends with a service. A conflict between magical and non-magical races plays an important role.

This is an escape-from-prison story. The story is about an intuitive queen who hates an assistant. It starts in a farm in a dark fiefdom. The story begins with a natural disaster and ends with a deception. Holding off the end of the world is an important part of the story.

This is a drama/horror. The story is about a nun who is constantly annoyed by an open-minded nun. It takes place in a corrupt kingdom. The story begins with a failure.

The story is about a ranger who has a crush on a bandit. It starts in an arid land. The crux of the story involves someone moving to a new dwelling. A powerful grimoire plays an important role.

The story is about a grave robber, an altruistic prince, a princess, and an awkward druid. It starts in a hospital in a sophisticated dukedom. An impending magical conflux plays an important role.
This is a morality tale. The story is about a misguided treasure-hunter and a healer who has a mysterious admirer: a disillusioned circuit priestess. It takes place in a hamlet. The crux of the story involves a promotion.

The story is about a moral witch-hunter. It starts in a shrine in a lost empire. A conflict between magical races plays an important role.

This is a comedy-of-errors. The story is about a weak-willed tomb-robber and a patriotic midwife. It takes place in an underground city. The critical element of the story is a misunderstanding.

This is a crime caper story with an undercurrent about romance. The story is about a nun and a dungeon delver. It takes place in a basement in a military town. The story begins with someone going to sleep and ends with a lecture. Recovering magical artifacts and knowledge is a major part of the story.

The story is about a queen who must work with a striking alchemist. It starts in the imagination of a god. The critical element of the story is a political conflict.

This is a study-in-contrasts piece with an emphasis on the dangers of small-mindedness. The story is about a necromancer who is engaged to an inexperienced conjurer. It takes place in a star-spanning magical empire. The story begins with someone applying for a job, climaxes with an invasion of privacy, and ends with someone writing in a diary. The end of one era and the beginning of another is a major element of the story.

This is a story about discovery and man versus man. The story is about a seer, a sarcastic healer, and a cartographer. It starts in a capital city in a desert commonwealth. An impending magical conflux plays an important role.

The story is about a demonologist who is constantly annoying an unheroic arch-druid. It starts in a forest fiefdom. The end of one era and the beginning of another is a major element of the story.

This is an epic about insanity. The story is about a bartender who must work with an astrologer. It takes place in an underwater city. The story ends with a critical injury. Holding off the end of the world is an important part of the story.